The moral of the story is:
Don’t swipe right on anyone wearing a mask, hiding their mouths or not smiling in at least one photo. Oh, and memorise where the train station is. Or get a phone. Oh, and change your favourite animal every time someone asks you what it is. But make sure the animal’s colour never changes. From now on, I like blue monkeys, blue penguins and blue elephants.
If you have any “interesting” dating stories, I’d smegging love to read all about them. So, make sure to drop them in the comments section for me! Sharing is caring, after all.
Peace out, guys, and try not to go on dates with any nutters!
Love Jade xxx
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What the actual f 😂
My thoughts exactly 😂😂
Dodged a bullet there 😂
Indeedy, I did! 😂
I can’t even imagine about the black animals together with his black rooted teeths! Hahaha
Why didn’t you leave just after the purikura?